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Moments Before
Article:... My First Shot
I did it. I finally did it. I graduated summa cum laude from one of the most sought after collegiate institutions in the country. I've finished at the top of my class and have rightfully earned my place among the finanicial titans at Morgan...
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Moments Before
Article:... Best Birthday Wishes
Cheryl: I can't thank you all enough for coming out to our lil' Rebecca's second birthday, especially after all the turmoil and chaos of Gary and I separating. *Tearing up* I know, I know today is a day for celebration so let's start th -- Gary...
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5 months ago -
Moments Before
Article:... Hard Core Trucking
Ben and Sandree and making out in a truck. Necking turns into heavy petting, clothes are coming off. They are ready to intercourse one another.Ben: God I wanna sleep with you for a year.Sandree: Mmm... You smell like trout.Ben: Baby, wait. I want...
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6 months ago -
Moments Before
Article:...German Cheers
Guy: 14 hours of travel later... here we are... Germany.Girl: The country of love...Waiter: HIER IST SEINE FLASCHEN!!!Girl: OH MY GOD!!!Guy: Let me check my book. Okay, according to this, he's whispering "Here are your beers."Girl: Oh. Thank You!!!...
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7 months ago -
Moments Before
Article:...Magical Prom Night
Walter is seventeen years old, in a suit, and driving fast. The only thing sitting shotgun is a bouquet of roses he just picked up. His thoughts are energizing him... Tonight is the night I prove everybody wrong. Little Walter Wivlak's all grown...
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7 months ago -
Moments Before
Article:Moments Before... First Family Photo
"Moments Before..." is a column that examines the exact events that lead up to a specific CollegeHumor picture. None of the dialogue below is conjecture -- they are all based on facts and interviews. For maximum hilarity reveal the picture by...
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7 months ago