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Ethan: Are you also a little disappointed that you haven't seen commercials for this week's games that start with, "From the people who brought you the BCS...it's the Big 12 Championship Game!" Putting things in the BCS's hands is like hiring the...
Ethan: Huge weekend for college football coming up, so let's get right to our picks: can the Citadel beat Florida?Amir: If their game against Webber International is any indication, and it is not, then no!Ethan: Doesn't really matter? Gambling!...
Ethan: See, the system works! Every week really is like a playoff, and if Iowa's in said playoff, it's even easier to get into than the 8th seed in the NBA's Eastern Conference. Do you think this is the angriest Paterno's been since 1826?Ethan:...
Ethan: Has Game 5 started again yet? I've been watching Fox for 36 straight hours in case it comes on, and my eyes are so bloody I can't tell what's on the screen. Amir: You could at least blink. You lived in Philadelphia, isn't there a dome...
Ethan: Let's go Phillies! No, really, let's go. You guys only have a few hours in which to find a DH to use against Kazmir. This could come down to the wire. (Here's a hint: don't use Chris Coste.) Ethan:Will the Titans ever lose? When LenDale...
Ethan: Has Texas lost since Saturday? Being the number one team, I just assume they have. Or do we have to wait for Mizzou to do it on Saturday?Ethan: But then again, when Brad Johnson's your QB, there's no time to rebuild. You reload and try...
Ethan: Do you have Phillies fever yet? Or would you rather make a joke about giving me a Derek Lowe-botomy? Amir: You know I bleed Dodger Blue. It's actually a very painful disease. Do you have a primary care physician you can...
Ethan: FIRE MILLEN! Sorry, force of habit.Ethan: LSU has one of those, too, and Trindon Holliday has the advantage of being tiny enough to hide in his own helmet. I think I like LSU right now. They still have to play at Florida, but at least...
Ethan: Cheer up, Buckeyes fans. If only field goals counted, you would have won 3-0!Amir: It takes a strong man to admit that he's wrong, but last week when I predicted a USC beat down by at least three touchdowns... well I guess I should have...
Ethan: Beware East Carolina! They're making us all like Pirates again after that terrible third Pirates of the Carribean movie. Do they keep winning?Amir: Blessing in disguise. Matt Cassel is the Steve Young of 2008... I can already see him...
Ethan: Sorry, Georgia...you can't let Georgia Southern score 21 points and expect to keep the top spot. See you boys in the Capital One Bowl, although I'll really just be watching for the mascot contest. You want to be a big USC homer now?Amir:...
Ethan: College football! (I'm too giddy to say anything coherent.)Amir: Let's go straight into what matters: Best names you've heard hyped so far. I'll start: Knowshawn Moreno.Ethan: I like any running back whose name sounds like a complete...
Ethan: Let's make this fast; I have to be at one of the Chinese gymnasts' ninth birthday parties soon. What's your favorite event so far?Amir: I think he'll be a great addition to the Tampa Bay Bucs, coming home after five years with Atlanta....
Ethan: Am I the only person who thinks this Favre standoff is about enter a deadly end game that involves him walking around with a high-powered rifle, smiling his fake "Aw, shucks" grin while picking off random members of the Packers' front...
Ethan: How disappointing was it that John Lackey's no-hitter ended up just being a pathetic complete game two-hit win over the Red Sox in Fenway? I mean, that must be when a victory feels like a loss.Amir: I was once a lot like you. Faint...
Ethan: How about that British Open? Man, pretty golfy, right?Ethan: Nah. Think it's a bad sign for the WNBA that this brawl last night was the most interesting thing in their history? It was so nice to see Rick Mahorn in a fight again.Amir:...
Ethan: Is the All Star Game over yet? When the NL had Aaron Cook on the mound and Cristian Guzman playing third, I passed out. Ethan: The Bears are too bad. They just signed Kevin Jones, and he's arguably an upgrade. Does Favre think this is...
Ethan: Let's get right to this: how excited is CC Sabathia to be going to a place known for its sausages? Even if the Brewers don't make the playoffs, their postgame buffets just got way more interesting.Ethan: If teams were really interested in...
Ethan: Let's say you're John Paxson. Are you taking Rose or Beasley? Or are you going to skip the draft altogether and just brag about the shot you hit to ice the 93 Finals?Amir: I'm no longer going to bother learning names for these top five...
Ethan: UBUNTU! UBUNTU! (I'm not even sure what that means. It's probably a translation of "Rout the Lakers...")Ethan: You know that Chris Mihm and Ira Newble are unrestricted free agents, right? Amir: Who do you think feels worse right now?...
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