Technically, that's a bullseye.
How many freshman can this chill dude clear?
Reggie Watts sets up the stage and serenades the room.
That guy, daytime TV-style.
Logic and gravity attack.
They serve disgusting food and pay you to eat it.
Are faceballs illegal in soccer?
There isn't anyone in the industry quite like experimental comedian Reggie Watts. Not just a favorite at CH, Reggie proves to be one of today's fastest rising comics thanks to an absurd blend of music, stand-up and a 10 octave vocal range. In 2006, the NYC-based comedian won the Andy Kaufman Comedy Award, and has since been featured across the country at festivals like Bumbershoot and Bonnaroo. If you'd like to book Reggie at your club or college, please contact Avi Gilbert at agilbert@apanewyork.com. For more information, please click here.
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| Year | Sophomore |
| School | University of Washington |
Ethan: Huge weekend for college football coming up, so let's get right to our picks: can the Citadel beat Florida?
Amir: If their game against Webber International is any indication, and it is not, then no!

Amir: Jokes on you, 49ers! Why isn't Mike Singletary laughing? If you could choose any two teams to play in the championship game, who would it be? Keep in mind, you can't choose Wake Forest.
Ethan: At this point I prefer not watching Wake...it's sort of painful. I think the best game to watch would be Texas Tech-Florida. Those two offenses are both fun to watch. I do, however, enjoy a good Texas game, just to watch Mack Brown go berserk on the sideline. BoDog's offering 8:1 odds that his head will explode before the seaon's over.
Amir: Take it, and parlay that with the over of any game Tech plays this year. Oddly enough my choice is a game that's happening anyway. Citadel/Florida. Bowl game idea: The Unrespected Undefeated Bowl. This year could be Utah vs. Ball State!
Ethan: Can Boise State play winner?
Amir: "hey just need to sign up ahead of time. It's a very lax bowl game.
Ethan:This is why we need a small-conference playoff system, people! Thank God President Obama's already on the case. If he really wants to fix sports, though, he'll appoint Bud Selig to a cabinet position to get him out of MLB's offices. Come on, Barack: just appoint Selig to something. Doesn't have to be anything important. Secretary of State will do. Diplomats will love making fun of his haircut!
Amir: Sorry, Hilary is the front runner, and she's got a haircut people are already making fun of.
Ethan: Let's pick the big games: Who are you taking in Texas Tech-Oklahoma this weekend? What about BYU-Utah and Michigan State-Penn State?
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