Cory: Ahhh, a semester in Germany. This is gonna be so awe-Mr. Feeny: Guten tag, Mr. Matthews.Cory: Mr. Feeny? Oh God, it can't be.Mr. Feeny: Ja, Mr. Matthews. You need to practice your German, lest you appear to be an "ugly American." Then again,...
Despite the huge amount of awesome/badass characters on TV named Jack, there are some jackasses (pause for pun-induced laughter) who try to spoil what may be the greatest name ever. Why is this beautiful, wonderful name given to such terrible,...
What the hell? Oh God no. Am I stuck? OH GOD NO! Jim? JIM?! Wake up, buddy! Wake up, you son of a bitch! What did you do?! Would you let me know why there is a fat girl smothering your right arm? Why are you and I being separated by Mama Cass?!...
Elephant Larry introduces America's phattest President.
Jason Michaels is the Virgin Mobile Summer Intern. You can read his blog here. If you have any "Websites if Girls Ruled the Internet" send them to me at jasonsinternship@gmail.com and I'll post them next week!
Ethan: Let's say you're John Paxson. Are you taking Rose or Beasley? Or are you going to skip the draft altogether and just brag about the shot you hit to ice the 93 Finals?Amir: I'm no longer going to bother learning names for these top five...
Jason is the Virgin Mobile summer intern. Read his blog here.
George Carlin died of heart failure yesterday at 71. Nothing we can say here will do more to highlight Carlin's massive contribution to comedy than showing one of his classic bits. Please enjoy his 'Seven Dirty Words' routine and realize...